Predators is a surprising amount of fun, partly because of the surprises we get from the characters and plot. Not that the end is all that much of a surprise– we know who’s going to survive pretty much from the get-go.

Nonetheless, with good production value and committed performances, Predators is an enjoyable installment in a franchise that was definitely stalling.

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Released July 9, 2010

Written by Alex Litvak, Michael Finch, Jim Thomas, and John Thomas

Directed by Nimrod Antal

Starring Alice Braga, Adrien Brody, Topher Grace, Laurence Fishburne, Danny Trejo, Walton Goggins, Oleg Taktarov, Mahershalalhashbaz Ali, and Louis Ozawa Changchien.

Rated R

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Royce (Brody) is a beefy mercenary who suddenly finds himself falling into a strange jungle. He meets up with several others who are confused about where they have unexpectedly appeared. These are Isabelle (Braga), Edwin (Grace), Stans (Goggins), Nikolai (Taktarov), Cuchillo (Trejo), Mombasa (Ali), and Hanzo (Changchien).

They soon come to the realization that they are being hunted by a very advanced species, and as they die one by one, we are left with people who have to decide whether they even have a reason to survive. If they make it through the ordeal, can they even get home? If not, what’s the point?

And thus does the story unfold. Humans die messily and try to find a way out of an impossible situation.


The number one thing that Predators gets right is that it knows exactly what it is trying to accomplish: make the predators bad-asses again while at the same time return to the roots of their story by having a team of fighting people do their best but fail. The main hero has to shuck off all trappings of humanity and be as brutal as he possibly can be in order to accomplish his goal of survival.

To this end, the group dynamics as they are informed by each individual’s personality are very well done, without any unneeded silliness or sentimentality. Dialogue is brief and to the point, which makes for a nice, fast-paced actioner.

The setting is very well realized as well, with the visuals perfectly familiar- it’s a jungle- but also quite clearly alien in that they are on a different planet with terrifying creatures.

Despite a bit of a scene-chewing appearance by Laurence Fishburne and a fairly unnecessary honor plotline with Hanzo, Predators delivers an enjoyable action flick experience. It’s not as fresh or terrifying as the first one- how could it be?- but it puts the franchise back on an even keel and uses Adrien Brody pretty convincingly as a hard-edged action lead.

Content warnings: Plenty of salty language and vicious violence.

Writing: 4          Acting: 4          Overall: 4

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Inception is very smart, very slick, and very interesting. But ultimately, it fails to tell a truly satisfying story. In truth, Inception would have been better as an indie film rather than a blockbuster– we want a satisfying story from our blockbusters, not ‘challenging art.’

Seriously, Chris, just tell us if the top falls or not.

That said, this is a fascinating look at what you can do on film.

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Released July 16, 2010

Written by Christopher Nolan

Directed by Christopher Nolan

Starring Ellen Page, Marion Cotillard, Leonardo Di Caprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ken Watanabe, Tom Hardy, Dileep Rao, Cillian Murphy, Tom Berenger, Pete Postlethwaite, Michael Caine, and Lukas Haas

Rated: PG-13

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Dom Cobb (Di Caprio) is an accomplished thief. But he doesn’t burgle homes; he burgles minds. His specialty is extracting ideas from people in a dream state, usually for the benefit of corporations that hire him. He has a solid team that includes Arthur (Gordon-Levitt), Eames (Hardy), and the newcomer Ariadne (Page).

Cobb has a dark, mysterious past that is slowly revealed throughout the story as he infiltrates people’s minds. But now Cobb has a new client that doesn’t want him to extract an idea, instead Cobb is to plant an idea. This is called ‘inception’ and is supposed to be impossible. It is also extremely dangerous.

Cue the mind-bending twists of rolling cities, spiraling hallways, and a cryptic top. The story unfolds at a brisk pace, throwing our protagonists against some unknown and not understood adversaries.

And we have the ending that isn’t an ending because it poses a question that we have been wondering the entire film but refuses to answer it.


Everything about this movie is truly wonderful and pleasing, despite it being at times hard to follow. The premise alone is fascinating and is explored wonderfully, with Nolan finding inventive ways to use modern film technologies to lend realism and eye-popping effects to what sometimes feels like a retro mobster film. The writing, up until the end, is engaging, with Cobb being both ruthless and sympathetic– indeed his ruthlessness is well founded on his past.

The rest of the characters are also interesting. Nolan clearly put a great deal of thought into each character, making sure that the film would allow each one to explore his or her arc fully. Arthur is particularly well done, as is Eames.

The problem is that the ending isn’t an ending. It’s a redundant question that the audience is robbed of the answer to. I worry that Nolan didn’t want to commit to an answer, which was why he didn’t give an answer. If that is the case, Christopher Nolan needed to buckle up and just answer the question the way the story needed it to be answered.

Otherwise, Inception is a fantastic film. Highly recommended.

Content warnings: Some language and violence.

Writing: 4.5          Acting: 5          Overall: 4.5

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Iron Man 2

Iron Man 2 doesn’t have quite the freshness that the first Iron Man film had, but it offers an interesting villain combination in Sam Rockwell and Mickey Rourke and the set pieces are mighty fine. The character of Tony Stark continues to be far more than meets the eye and the acting and deceptive light-heartedness of these films really sets them apart.

Plus, Don Cheadle.

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Released May 7, 2010

Written by Justin Theroux. Based on the comics by Stan Lee, Don Heck, Larry Lieber, and Jack Kirby

Directed by Jon Favreau

Starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Scarlett Johansson, Robert Downey Jr., Don Cheadle, Jon Favreau, Samuel Jackson, Mickey Rourke, Sam Rockwell, and Clark Gregg

Rated: PG-13

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After revealing that he is Iron Man, Tony Stark (Downey Jr.) is immediately targeted by the US government, who wants to confiscate his technology, aided by Justin Hammer (Rockwell), a rival weapons manufacturer who has no ethics and a chip on his shoulder. At the same time, a vengeful genius Russian inventor, Vanko (Rourke) targets Tony and hatches a plan to kill him.

When the plan fails, Hammer and Vanko team up, while at the same time, Tony’s friend Rhodey (Cheadle) grows increasingly concerned about Tony’s mental stability and becomes torn between his loyalty to his friend and his nation. While all of this is happening, we learn that Tony is being steadily poisoned by his arc reactor and that Tony needs to find a way to make the reactor safer– but this requires the use of an element that doesn’t exist.

Add to all of this the presence of Agent Coulson (Gregg) and Nick Fury (Jackson), who seem to want Stark to get involved in some kind of heroic initiative. Supporting Tony through all of this and running Tony’s company is Pepper Potts (Paltrow in one of her only palatable roles), who is also Tony’s love interest.

These tensions result in lots of explosions, snappy dialogue, and a heroic arc that takes Stark to a showdown with some seriously nasty weapons created by Vanko and Hammer.


Downey Jr. seems to have been made for this role– or maybe it’s the other way around. The edgy snark that is laid over the top of kindness, fear of hurting those he cares about, and honor, is once again deftly handled by probably the only actor who could pull this off. His performance is very well complemented by Cheadle playing a conflicted Rhodey and Rockwell doing his characteristically great job playing a layered slimeball.

The story is well-crafted also, with conflicts and tension arising from high stakes personal issues as well as global issues. Favreau keeps the pace moving along at an engaging clip, leaving time for characters to have moments that help them grow, but leaving no lag whatsoever.

As a sequel, Iron Man 2 is one of the few, such as Empire Strikes Back, that takes the original story and satisfyingly adds to it, despite not having quite the level of fresh wonder of the first. This film bursts with charm, humanity, humor, and action. It’s hard to enjoy Mickey Rourke, but he is quite convincing as a vengeful thug– although his ability as an inventor strains credulity.

If you liked the first Iron Man, you’ll like this one.

Content warnings: some salty language, plenty of explosive violence, a little blood, some suggestiveness.

Writing: 4.5          Acting: 4.5           Overall: 4.5

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The A-Team

The A-Team is, hopefully, not the movie-makers’ A-game. That said, it’s full of some enjoyable stuff that shows an awareness of its source material and still provides some laughs and mindless fun.

Don’t let the hoity-toity critics turn you off; if you like action flicks, you’ll probably like The A-Team.

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Released June 11, 2010

Written by Joe Carnahan, Brian Bloom, and Skip Woods. Based on the series created by Frank Lupo and Stephen J. Cannell

Directed by Joe Carnahan

Starring: Jessica Biel, Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Sharlto Copley, Quentin Jackson, Patrick Wilson, Gerald McRaney, and Henry Czerny

Rated: PG-13

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An alpha team of Special Forces operatives successfully concludes a harrowing operation coming out of Iraq, but at the last moment, everything goes south and the blame is pinned on them. After an unfair court-martial, they are sentenced to prison. But in prison, their leader, Hannibal (Neeson), is visited by a CIA agent named Lynch (Wilson), who says he can help Hannibal and his team escape and prove their innocence.

The team gets out and they proceed to chase down the leads they are fed by Lynch, with Face (Cooper), charming women left and right, Murdock (Copley) acting as their nutso pilot, and BA Baracus (Jackson) acting as the muscle. Chasing them is Charissa Sosa (Biel), a smart and determined lady who wants justice. She might also be a former flame of Face.

Unsurprising conflicts and explosions ensue, with betrayals coming right on cue. One-liners spring from Hannibal like freshly minted gold coins and the team’s dynamics match those of the team in the original series near-perfectly.

All comes to a satisfying and relatively creative conclusion which will not be disclosed here, because spoilers are the devil. Or at least the fru-its of the devil.


This is an entertaining film. Fans of the original series with its cheesiness, absurdity, charm, and over-the-top action– along with its heart and moral center– will enjoy it a lot.

The writing doesn’t try hard to introduce new twists or anything too intense or heavy– which is in keeping with the weight of the TV show. Sure, because of this restraint, there’s not a lot that’s surprising about the plot or dialogue. But that is mitigated by some overall charming performances. First off, these guys clearly studied their source characters. All of them recreate their character convincingly, with Jackson doing a particularly good job of adding a little more humor to his excellent BA.

What is it with these fighter/wrestler supermen who have great comedic timing? Dwayne Johnson, anyone?

It seems like Joe Carnahan, the driving force behind this (who also did the extraordinary The Grey), essentially decided to create a feature-length episode of the old TV show– and that will work for most audience members.

In any case, just know that the clever, snide reviews of The A-Team come from people who probably never saw, and if they did, never liked, the original TV show. If you liked the TV show, you will get a kick out of the movie.

Content warnings: Some sensuality, some salty language, plenty of light-hearted and explosive action violence

Writing: 4          Acting: 4          Overall: 4

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